"Write All Things That You Know About Me..." (Part 1)

"When the night has comes, and the land is dark..."

As I listened to the oldies song "Stand By Me", and I enjoying myself look at the bright half full moon that hangs in the late night sky, from my room. What a beautiful silent night (weird, suppose to be beautiful full moon night, 囧).

"Ding Ding Ding Ding..."
The unexpected guest, Dylan aka Chung nudged me in MSN, when the digital clock showed 1 a.m. I thought he would probably dreams about his sweetheart in the bed or nonstop playing DOTA in front of his computer.

We sent all craps messages for 20minutes, and all in a sudden....
"Pal, something is wrong, I'm pretty sad now."
"Really? It is really something wrong, what makes you so sad at the late night?"

"I went to bed, but I can't sleep at all. So, I online & surf my friendster account. I see photos in my pals' photo albums...and I feel sad...."
"Eh, Baka Chung, don't play play la."
"I'm serious d"

"I see they all smiled in their photos. They looked happy in their life."
"Eh, are you got high fever? For sure people smile when taking photos...."
"Peoples' life are so beautiful but not mine..."
"Aiyo....most of their "happy life" was built on $$$..."
"Seriously, I have the same feeling whenever I see others' photos..just dunno why..."
"Be positive thinker, dude...don't be too negative...you're luckier than me, at least you have a girl friend, unlike me."
"I'm a negetive thinker...as my MSN headline is never change, NeGaTiVe"

"Lao Yong,...."
"So long time, i didn't call you this nick"
"For me, 白头佬,摸你的裤(Monitor Khoo),LaoYong...all the given nicks are referred to me what. Anyway, only my best pals in primary school & secondary schools know these nick."

"Hey, Baka Chung, feel better now?"
"Actually, there is a better nick that suit you the most..."
"I can't figure it out, just tell me."
"really? ok...where is your kampung(in ENglish: where do you come from?)?"
"bullshit la...I know la, Johor Boy lo..."
"Wahaha...luckily you're aware of it.."

"LaoYong, I have an idea, for your blog. Why not you write something...or all things that you know about me in your blog, all things, good or bad...."
"OK, sure."
"Haha...cool, so excited. wait for your next blog entry. so after you write it.. i'll promote your blog."
"But,to make the story line more attractive, I'd write you was once got gender-sex confusedness, almost became cream puff-estrogen filled...wahaha"
"Eh...Johor Boy, put the 100% original stuffs, no such extra add-on.."

"Baka, it is good that you're now feel happy.."
"Wahaha...actually, I'm fine all the time. Just to trap you only..wahaha"
"kanasai....kick your ass!"
"Wahaha...I wanna sleep now. Goodnight! but the idea is serious d, faster write it out, adios~!!"
"Walao...wasting my time and ruin my good mood..><"

[Johor Boy is the other nick name from Baka Chung, as I left my hometown for 7 years to further study in a universiti that located in Johor.]

p/s: Dear blog browsers, I wasted your time too...Komenasai neh~!!!