Wahaha....Entrapment of Pussy Cat

[SCENE 1]

Pussy Cat: I'm so hungry, there must be something i can eat inside there.


Pussy Cat: OK, stage clear...attact.

Pussy Cat: Hmmm...yummy...the food inside JxSCo plastic bag....


[sound of the door open from upstairs]



Pussy Cat: Fxxk...I got to go before human caught me...

[Pussy Cat was panic] Pussy Cat: I can't find the way out...



The Pussy Cat hit the glass window and then stepped on the plastic bag and made some noise

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[SCENE 2]


Early in the morning, about 5.35am, surely you're sleep nice nice, hold tight tight with your dear/honey in the bed/dream.

but...i wasn't that lucky as you were. I woke up this early caused by the noise from the living room. I had a look, there was Smart+handsome Ah Zheng (he wore smartly in blue long sleeve and black pants) stood beside the staircase.

Masai Leng (a new nick given to Elame Chee, contributed by Penang kias)was still sleep nice nice, hold tight tight with her booster (ah zheng replaced himself with her booster...haha)

"Wah....KhooSan, why do you wake up so early?"
"Wah....Ahzheng, you wear so smart today. what's the noise?"
"Neh....There's a cat came in."
"Switch on the light, please."

i saw a panic pussy cat was in my living room and it tried to find the way out.

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[SCENE 3]

Pussy Cat: Walau....got two gaints here...i don't wanna get caught, my flesh isn't delicious...there's a way out behind the 2nd gaint

[The Pussy Cat ran quickly towards kitchen, but once it found out there's noway out from kitchen, it stopped and figuring another way out.

Pussy Cat: Fxxk, no way out here. Wait a second, there's seems like another possible exit i can try.

[The Pussy Cat was then ran into my room.]



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[SCENE 4]
"Kxxnina...the fxxking cat run into my room."
I quickly went in my room and switch on the light.
The fxxking pussy cat jumped on my color box and ruined my Pyramid Interlock
.



At the same time, Mr. DON-Chia, my roommate, woke up and frightened by the panic pussy cat. Its really a funny scene that made me laught.

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[SCENE 5]

Pussy Cat: Oh no, here also no way out. I got to run away from here.

The panic Pussy Cat again, ran towards my living room, and finally got itself trapped between the frame and window, just behind the TV set.



Pussy Cat: Fxxk, I get myself stuck here. You 2 big giant, dun try to get any closer.

The Pussy Cat opened its mouth widely and made some sound that try to frighten its enemy.


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[SCENE 6]

"Wahaha.....you little pussy cat, stupid and foolish enough, get yourself trapped. wahaha....", I laughted loudy and tried to get something to hit the pussy cat....but there's nothing i can get in my living room.



"khoo san, enough la, dun hurt the cat la." Smart AhZheng said.
"ok, just really funny, the pussy cat get itself trapped there...haha....", I replied.

At last, i opened the window and let the pussy cat free.
Fxxking pussy cat, i can't sleep after nonstop laughting.

p/s: My friend, who is now in canada, told me that those 'Ang-Moh' use "Fxxk" mostly, which is equavalent to our mandarine 'ta-ma-de'. So....i used plenty of fxxk, to replace ta-ma-de'.