Nick Name di Sebalik Tabir

Before I tell u the "new nicks" used in materials lab staffs, i would like to thank you for your patient waiting.

Still remember the headline "siapa membesar dalam seluar KJ?". If u totally forgot it, Never mind, check the message box besides or just read the "kepo" article below.

This was how the storyline started:

One day, i was assigned to deliver a letter to the New Horrify As**ty. When I met her,
"U Bahan Student, ain't u?"
"Ya, just Grade"
"Then, why are u here?"
"I Gotta persue my master study under Prof Eash Yang Mulia."
"oh...(gentle, soft voice), next week we have a short course.I hope u can join as a committee member, ok? this will very helpful for u in writing ur resume in future....(bla...bla...bla, too long, i forgot wat The Horrify said liao)"
"ok, sure."
"come to meeting on tumulo(fri) 3pm, at meeting room."
"ok."

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On Firday (the next day), i was late to attend the meeting cos just finished another training course....just entered the room...
"eh, no ppl? where they're? No meeting meh? nvm, just go Seminar room and have a look."

Then i opened the seminar room....
oh my goodness, suara yang lantang menusuk telinga ku...siapa lagi, suara Yang Horrify la..

(Below were the dialog in the seminar room, and mostly were talk by Yang Horrify As**ty)

"i nak item ni diconfirmkan pada 4pm nanti, Dr. Mat Yani, boleh?"
"boleh, tak susah pun.", Yani Said.

When i walked nearer,
"Come. i ambil khoo sebagai committee baru." As**ty continued. "Next item, Dr. Azri, u incharge untuk settlekan, i assign khoo bantu u."
She turned to me. "khoo boleh? after this u jumpa azri."
"ok,boleh.", i replied.

Yang Horrify continued to chair the meeting "next, pasal bawa VIP....ni...prof madya dr Jefri, siapa yang akan bawa VIP kat changi airport?"
"Saya yang bawa", Prof Madya Jeffi replied.
Seh continued again,"Dr Mat Yani,tolong call sekarang confirmkan, kereta Pajero atau Perdana digunakan."

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about 320pm,
"sorry, i am late" PM Dr Ali just came in.
As**ty turned to Dr Ali direction and continued the meeting.
"Untuk hands-on workshop, Dr. Amri incharge station 1, Dr. Adnan incharge station2...."

"kalau no probelm untuk workshop, lihat next agenda.....backdrop. yang incharge Prof Zainal, backdrop bila nak siapkan?"
"Lepas ni siap tampla la..." Prof Zainal Abidin yang hebat XRD replied.

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about330pm,
"ok, next agenda ialah openning speech...rafiq yang incharge.....ah mana rafiq tu, tak muncul lagi? memang tak boleh harap...cakap 'ok, no problem', sekarang sehelai pun tak nampak..." As**ty tak syok sudah..., "Dr Jasmi, tolong callkan rafiq tu..."

"next agenda, short course handout, semua nota tu malek dah siap photostat, tinggal chapter 1&2,i sudah print out yang chapter2. Yes, chapter 1...Ali, have you print out the chapter1?" As88ty looked at Dr Ali.

"ok, no problem, still have some minor changes, it will be done before 5pm."
"ah...jgn cakap ok-no problem, saya takut dengar ni, ali u jgn macam si rafiq tu, cakap ok ok, no problem, tak nampak bayang pun..."

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about 340pm,
rafiq baru masuk...
"ah...sekarang pukul berapa sudah, mana u pergi?"As**ty asked him.
"kak, (rafiq panggil As**ty sebagai 'Kak')tadi i pergi meeting room kat tingkat2, tapi takda org, i pun balik bilik la."rafiq answered.
"kenapa tak call i? ada handphone saya?" she asked again.
"ada.."rafiq replied.
"sana takda org, u boleh call, kan?" As**ty was now extremely not happy...muka hitam muncul.

"Kita sambung. Pasal PC, projector, cordless mike,semua tu, yani sudah settle?"
"ok. i nak seorg incharge sepanjang short course ni, ada apa masalah, he settlekna, i tak nak short course terganggu kerana devices ni....i nak seorg yang boleh diharapkan....Khoo, boleh?" She asked me.
"boleh.." I replied. (Malysia apa pun boleh, kononnya, projector, easy job wat, attend the course FOC, apa susah sangat...sure ok lar)

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The meeting was carried on. Rafiq got a call and walked out the seminar room.

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When the meeting was over...
"mana budak yang membesar dalam seluar KJ (ketua jabatan)?" As**ty asked.
"siapa? membesar dalam seluar KJ?" everyone was wondering.
"budak belajar bio materials la." She replied.
"haaha....rafiq...."

"siapa? kenapa? sebut nama saya pula?"rafiq walked in again."meeting dah habis?"
"Just now i asked mana budak yang membesar dalam seluar KJ?"
"memebsar? seluar KJ? rafiq did understand...
"awak la yang membesar dalam seluar KJ...membesar bawah TDAjuga."
"eh...allahai....apa pasal membesar dalam seluar KJ pula...." rafiq blur.
"hahaha...hahaha..." yang lain ketawa aje.

****meeting dismissed****

walaupun cerita ni tak kelakar, tapi, pendek kata:
1. ada byk Prof, PM, Dr dalam lab bahan di sini.
2. ada orang yang membesar dalam seluar KJ.
3. Yang besar kepala tetap kepala besar, tau-tau saje la.