Journey to The South -- A True Story (but flavored with ajinamoto)--Part 3

After 1 week time, the football fever was spread globally as the World Cup 2006 began in Germany , everyone out there talks about football...
but in smb smartgroups, everybody concerns and talks about King DON...
cos the king caused heart attact action by sms some symbolic assembly language to members in this group....sometimes they feel like play da vinci decoding game...
haha....some cant solve the puzzle....like lolipop get confused...and etc. Below are some examples:

hello kitty appeared in smartgroups once a time while she "hibernates" in "historical city". her message was:

"Don will be working at Flex soon lor.He is really a lucky guy.He didnt know where he went to interview but get the offer.Last week when i sms him,he said he got offer from infineon with basic salary RM2100. I asked him which infineon -- malacca or kulim? As i know Infineon's basic shouldnt be lower than RM2350. he replied: 'nieh,that one same with e-lame de leh,process engineer,Infineon JB lor.'

@#&$@#*&$#.....(PENGSAN)!! Another 'sepuluh kali sepuluh kali' (sap har sap har) ex-coursemate.."

After reading hello kitty email, khoo san ketawa tak henti-henti and responded
"Tat Sungkai King DonChia, ai....dunno how to describe him liao..
i think his "ten times ten times" is equal or worse than lolipop kua....

since when JB ada infineon? ah....pengsan!


Long time no see Bryan also appeared to give his view:
"Laue Don, thing like this also can happen... pengsan sial!!!


The actual reason for documented these message was to reflect the mighty power of King DON in waving another heat -- so called King DON Fever.

At the same day, elame told khoo san that King DON wanna make khoo san's room as his "temporary kingdom"....khoo san almost pengsan, King DON didn't send His Majesty sabda or titah about his important joueney to the South. Khoo san sms king DON and "tiu" him; but....
I din tell u cos i wanna give you suprise ah...
really "tiu"...

At the mean time, another fren,lenzz_kk also created a wanted advertisement.






















(Lezz_kk, Khoo san wanna redeem the reward RM5,000,000 from you as soon as you reach JB here.)

In Saturday morning, Elame told khoo san again...
"eh, your fren looks like dun wanna come here lor, did he told u anything?"
"No ler, what's he mentioned to u?"
"he smsed me, baby....if i last minute reject flex, would it affect you? sorry ah....bla bla bla(khoo san forgot the details liao) love you baby....muak muak muak', how i gotta apply him?"
"ask him jump sea lar"
"aiyo...y u like tat?"
"the only think i can do..."
"in this case, we can only say ur future is in ur hand, its up to your decision."
"yalar...yalar..."
"impossible i aim the gun at his head, and force him to come here"
"yaya, agree....tat's why i told u that to go jump sea lor, its up to him also"
"wanna tohui, talk to u...ai..."
"wish him good luck in KL lar"

However, King DON changed his mind and sms khoo san by the 2nd day, about 12noon, and by that time khoo san had his AutoCAD fundamental short course lecture.

"ei would u mind if i kacau u tonight ok woh?sori ah...u noe me lah..."
"wei...khoo san...dim ah..."

Khoo san pengsan on the spot, yesterday dunwan come, today wanna come pula...
"wat i know u? i dunno u ler, kejap come, kejap dun come; wat do u plan actually? where are u oh?"

"now i come to kacau u lar..."

Elame really pengsan when khoo san told her about the "good and latest" news about King DON.
"haha...elame....ur baby is coming oh!"
"really ah?"
"he din tell u?"
"noler...good lar, here jb got another cosmate works here."
"then u can listen 'baby','baby' lor...."
"siao...."
"haha...ur lou-kong-cai will will open sour tank to eat cuka lor...."
"sampat...."
...
..
.

At night 930pm, King DON appeared in front of khoo san house.
he called khoo san hp to notify his arrival, but unfortunately khoo san hp wasn't function properly, he cant hear the ringtone...

then king DON walked to window side, diam-diam mengintai inside the house; actually khoo san noticed king DON at the window side, just pretend he noticed nothing.
"kanasai, in front the door already, can't you just call my name or knock the door?"
khoo san wait until king DON made a sound outside there, and opened the door for king DON.

"why suddenly wanna work in JB?...elame, ur baby is here lor..."
"nothing la, wanna kacau u lar"
"two choice, living room or store room?"
"sampat, he just kidding la..."
"i just cooked ABC soup, u entertain urself la, make tis place as your home lar"
"and clean up the container after all"
"yo...cant tahan u la, green-man,..."

Now, King DON is temporary settled down in JB. He is a healthy baby DON, sleep quite early about 12midnight already can see he goes to his slumberland. and this also makes khoo san gotta be healthy baby sooner or later, sleep early as king DON does.

River Side KukuBird wrote: 'Since Don started working, it seems like the King's Fever has faded a lot.'

Yeah~! King DON Fever is over....
and who is gotta be the next wave rider in ass-ain't-big smartgroups?


~The End~

p/s: Thank you for your support all time~! I hope this trilogy junk story has delights and destresses you after one whole day tiring work. Paiseh, no more ajinamoto inside my kitchen, just add a little bit salt lor, hope u guys dun mind la